1. How far do smokers have to stand from any building entrance or air intake vent?a) 5 feet.b) There is no distance limit.c) 10 feet.d) 15 feet.
2. What is the Web address of Skyline College?a) http://www.skylinecollege.netb) http://www.skylinetrojans.educ) http://www.skylinecollege.edud) Both A and C.e) None of the above.
3. True or False-Skyline College has emergency electrical generators.a) True.b) False.
4. What is the name of Geology instructors Melvin Zucker and Richard Lambert’s public access TV show?a) “Geology Rocks.”b) “Down To Earth.”c) “The Carbon Dating Game.”d) “Landslide Victories.”e) “Bay Area Disasters.”
5. What is the name of the (soon-to-be-ex) president of Skyline?a) Frances Green.b) Frances Brown.c) Frances White.d) Frances Farmer.
6. True or False-Skyline College has a telephone operator.a) True.b) False.
7. What does EOPS stand for?a) Extended Opportunities Programs and Services.b) Elephants Only Protest Students-a Republican organization.c) Even Opportunities for Public Students.d) None of the above.
8. Barbara Klutinis teaches what at Skyline?a) Journalism 120 – Newswriting.b) Film 440 – Film Study and Appreciation.c) Psychology 268 – Black Psychology.d) Tagalog 111 – Elementary Tagalog.
9. The bust on the quad facing building 2 is of whom?a) Marie Curie.b) Nikola Tesla.c) Martin Luther King Jr.d) Louis Pasteur.
10. Which building is the Language Arts division office located in?a) Building 8.b) Building 2.c) Building 7.d) Building 1.
11. What club hosts Coffee Talk-the “fun, friendly and lively” discussions in the cafeteria?a) Society for Hispanic Professional Engineers.b) The Polynesian Club.c) Skyline Fellowship.d) Respiratory Therapy Club.e) Both B and C.
12. Who is the head coach of men’s basketball?a) Merv Booker.b) Peter Simos.c) Jim Raffetto.d) Tony Raffetto.
13. What is the phone extension for the Science / Math / Technology division?a) x 4215.b) x 4295.c) x 4221.d) x 4301.
14. True or False-the cafeteria is actually a vendor named Fresh and Natural.a) True.b) False.
15. Who is the adviser of Student Activities?a) Amory Buisch.b) Linda-Rosa Corazon.c) Kathy Fitzpatrickd) Linda Van Sciver.
16. What year were the murals on the third floor of building 1 painted?a) 1984.b) 1977.c) 2001.d) 1809.
17. Who is the dean of the Athletics department?a) Amory Buisch.b) Tom Sullivan.c) Nancy Kaplan-Biegel.d) Andreas Wolf.
18. How many years has Skyline College been open for business?a) 35 years.b) 100 years.c) 34 years.d) 234 years.
19. True or False-Cellular phone service provider Nextel has a reception antenna installed on campus.a) True.b) False.
20. Where room is The Skyline View located in?a) 2108K.b) 7312.c) The Health Center.d) 1216.
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Grading
0-8Are you sure you go here? If you aren’t, don’t feel bad, most of us aren’t sure if we’re actually enrolled here or at Harvard. Better luck next time.
9-16Congratulations! You’re above average, but not completely out of the loop. You’ve probably been here for about four semester’s time.
16-20You’ve loved Skyline College too long to stop now, haven’t you? Don’t feel bad either-it’s long been speculated that Skyline College sits atop a black hole where no light, sound, or student can escape. If your parents ask why you’re still living in the basement, just tell them this.
Answers
1. D2. D3. A4. B5.C6.A7.A8. B9. D10. A11. C12. D13. C14. A15. A16. B17. D18. C19. A20. D
