Trojan man: Getting frisky in public

Steve Perotti, TSV Opinions Editor

By now it’s common knowledge that when someone tells you not to do something, it makes you want to do it even more. When your parents got on your case about dating the local bad boy/bad girl, did you turn around five minutes later and break up with them? Of course not! They’re disdain and words of warning pushed you deeper into the arms of the person they told you to stay away from. This phenomenon also coincides with what transpires in the bedroom, or, more importantly, outside of the bedroom.

Regardless of what prudish authority figures might say, there’s nothing wrong with a little bit of “public play.” In fact, it could be the very thing that a relationship needs. The unbridled passion that goes hand in hand with some risque fun is like napalm for a relationship. Everyone wants to know, in one way shape or form, that their partner/significant other finds them attractive, finds them desirable, finds them sexy. When the person that you’re out and about with can’t keep their hands to themselves and pushes you into a dark corner to have their way with you, regardless of civilizations Christian influenced laws, you should take it as a compliment of the highest order. Not only is this person so enamored with you, filled to the brim with lustful thoughts, that they can’t wait until they get you indoors, but they are willing to risk fines and possible jail time to have their way with you. That, ladies and gentlemen, is a compliment of epic magnitude.

If both parties are not comfortable with this outside sexual exploration, than by all means stop and head inside. Of course there’s nothing wrong with saying no. First and foremost sex is to be enjoyed by both parties, not just the one with a public sex fetish. But, if you feel that your sex life is wallowing in a dismal sea of boredom, and you’re tired of missionary position with the lights off, than what’s wrong with trying something new?

Let’s say your at a movie with your partner. The theater is empty, for the most part, and the movie itself just isn’t doing it for you. Time to find some new form of entertainment. This is a two way street. Men, there’s no reason that you cannot please your lady in a public place. You have hands right? Get to work. Is there space between her chair and the one in front of her? Enough space for you to squeeze between them if you were on your knees? Give it a shot. Women deserve some sexual pampering just as much as men do, and maybe the public setting for this pampering will make her orgasms even better then the one’s she has in the bedroom. Passion is what makes a relationship enjoyable, and nothing says passion like a little bit of public play.