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Skyline could become dinosaur containment facility

Skyline could become dinosaur containment facility

April 2

A Tyrannosaurus Rex ravaged the campus on March 31. Bystanders were shocked and helpless regarding...

The Skyline Pretty Committee comes to town

The Skyline Pretty Committee comes to town

Michelle Brignoli, TSV Staff Writer

April 1

Filed under April Fools

We are The Skyline Pretty Committee (TSPC), and anyone is welcome to join us as long as you can walk...

Skyline bans coffee on April Fools!

Skyline bans coffee on April Fools!

April 1

On April 1 Skyline announced that they will be banning coffee and other products that contain caffeine...

Homeless maniac a frontrunner in upcoming student government elections

Homeless maniac a frontrunner in upcoming student government elections

April 1

What’s that smell? Is it trash? A dead whale? No—It’s success. The sweet pungent smell of success. Rappin’...

D’hey Jammin’

D’hey Jammin’

April 1

Skyline college has begun installing wide-range cell phone jammers throughout the campus in an effort...

Skyline College Runs the Table

Nico Minor, TSV Staff Writer

April 1

Filed under April Fools

In response to the increasing number of people that turn to casinos when their primary professions fail to support their millennial lifestyles, Skyline is adding Gambling courses to it's curriculum in the Fall. "I don't know why we didn't add these classes sooner," said current statistics professor John Freedbloke. "There...

Skyline’s auction hunters!

Skyline’s auction hunters!

April 1

It was announced this morning by the district that all San Mateo County community colleges will commence...

Skyline partners with iHat to improve student learning

Skyline partners with iHat to improve student learning

April 1

Sick of bad hair days? Lost your hat? Look no further, Skyline College has your back! In a unique...

Major League Gaming coming to Skyline College

Major League Gaming coming to Skyline College

April 1

With the current rise in popularity of Major League Gaming (MLG), Skyline plans on introducing an extensive...

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